April 2012
29 posts
“i am the future. i hope you catch malaria.”
—ross
My First Song
DJ Danger Mouse
restinpieces!
may 1: fear fun comes out
may 15: horse feathers asheville/ ten stories comes out
may 18:mwy charlotte
may 19: mwy cola
may 22: father john misty atl
may 25: moonrise kingdom
you can come if you want
my thoughts on his thoughts are truer than your thoughts on his thoughts
story #1
if i was to write a story i think it would have a really good beginning. something intriguing and hip so you’d be like, ” hmmmmmm……”. Then after that i’d put in some fun lines about how this is like that and how you are like this and im like that. you’d really be into it .you’d care a whole lot. then there would be some sappy part and every part of you would want to be in the story and have that feeling all the time. i would put in your favorite line right (here). you love that line. you think about how that line would look tattooed on your arm or on your foot. you practice writing it out. it looks alright but not nearly good enough to have it permanently etched into your skin. you feel a special connection with the characters. the story. its like they’re now a part of you. then your favorite character would turn into a zombie. you didn’t see this coming because im terrible at foreshadowing. your favorite character, now a zombie, eats up everyone else in the story before eating himself into nothing. you are left unsatisfied and annoyed. how can a zombie eat itself into nothing. this makes no sense. where am i. why did i read this. who wrote this trash. if the author was here i would eat him/her into nothing.
THE END
burgers
Ἂν ἔτι μίαν μάχην νικήσωμεν, ἀπολώλαμεν
